Height of everything – Come on there is a limit yar !

1. What is height of Fashion?
** : Dhoti with a zip .

2. What is height of Secrecy?
** : Offering blank visiting cards.

3. What is height of Active laziness?
** : Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

4. What is height of Craziness?
** : Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

5. What is height of Forgetfulness?
** : Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her

6. What is height of Stupidity?
** : A person looking through a keyhole of a glass door.

7. What is height of Honesty?
** : A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.

8. What is height of Suicide?
** : A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

9. What is height of De-hydration?
** : A cow giving milk powder.

10. What is Height of Kanjoosi ?
** : Banta’s house has caught fire and he is giving missed calls to the
Fire brigade!!!

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